I was browsing around espn.com last night in the hockey section and found what has to be the front-runner for headline of the year:
"Bruins sign Satan to bolster offense"
As if that wasn't enough, when you click on that link, the headline for the article itself reads:
"Satan at Bruins' Sunday Practice"
(Note: There is a player named Miroslav Satan. Still, tell me that's not the best headline you've seen all year.)
